Archive for October 19th, 2005

You thought Rocky VI was a joke, get a load of this…

Rambo IV

Attack of the Rat Monster


(photo courtesy of MarioMonsters)

A lab assistant is terrorized by a genetically altered mutant.

This is hilarious!! It was VH1’s most funniest prank. Its from a show on the SciFi channel called ‘Scare Tactics’. The guys reaction is classic, but I would have been so scared and fainted!

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Divac ends career

Los Angeles Lakers star Vlade Divac has ended his 16-year NBA playing career to be the one of the team’s main scouts.

Drafted in 1989, the Serbia-Montenegro centre was one of first European stars to make a major impact in the NBA.

He joins Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Hakeem Olajuwon as the only NBA players with 13,000 points, 9,000 rebounds, 3,000 assists and 1,500 blocked shots. - BBC Sport

Vlad-y Dad-y we like to party! ‘The Professional’ finally calls it quits.

Lazy British Police Dog Relieved of Duties

Buster the German Shepherd could have had a great career as a British police dog had it not been for one flaw: his complete lack of interest in fighting crime.

The canine cop took early retirement after bosses at South Yorkshire Police noted his poor motivation — and a fondness for making friends with rowdy drunkards, his former handler said Monday.

On one occasion, Buster walked straight past a suspected criminal hiding in the garden of a house late at night and went off to cock his leg

During a separate tracking operation, also in the early hours of the morning, Buster gave up while in mid-chase across a golf course . “He just downed tools,” Stephenson said. “He just lay down and there was nothing we could do. He has got a very low drive for finding people.”

When patroling Rotherham at pub closing times — when the streets are often crowded with drunken revelers — Buster wagged his tail when people came up to him and ate their fries, instead of deterring potential trouble makers, his former handler said. - Yahoo News