
“Hold on, I’ve got to get my game face on,” the Bengals receiver said, wiping his hand across his face. “All right, come on.”
He leaned forward on his four-legged wooden stool, his eyes focused on the camera lenses.
“For the guarantee, you’ve got to zoom in close, because I’m about to get myself in trouble…I guarantee - I’m serious - I guarantee that I will not be stopped on Sunday. For real.”
“I won’t be covered. I will do everything I can to make sure we win this game. That’s my guarantee.”
He’s got something in mind for the Colts.
“My plan is Martha Stewart-like,” Johnson said. “What it’s going to be exactly, I can’t tell you. You’d have to watch. It’s going to be fun, though. It will probably keep you on the edge of your seat.” - Slam Sports
Above Image is Chad Johnson’s “Lord of the Dance” TD celebration. Thanks to Wikipedia for the animated gif.