These 2 jackasses were burping during their broadcast of the Giants/Redskins game.

Listen for yourself:
From the third quarter.
From the fourth quarter.

- ProFootballTalk

“Tiki Barber put the ultimate exclamation point on the New York Giants’ season of turmoil with a franchise-rushing record, a dominating performance that virtually assures his career will last at least one more week.

In his last regular-season game, Barber carried 23 times for 234 yards and three touchdowns Saturday night in a 34-28 victory over Washington.”
- ESPN

Leviticus 20:13
If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death.

Exodus 21:20-21
If a man beats his male or female slave with a rod and the slave dies as a direct result, he must be punished, but he is not to be punished if the slave gets up after a day or two, since the slave is his property.

More here.

Michael Jordan and his wife, Juanita, filed for divorce Friday after 17 years of marriage.

“Michael and Juanita Jordan mutually and amicably decided to end their 17 year marriage,” the couple said in a statement issued through their lawyers. “A judgment for dissolution of their marriage was entered today. There will be no further statements.” - SI

Funny recut of ‘The Ring” making it a family drama…

“I could not recommend to our ownership crossing the barrier of five years,” Minaya said yesterday on a conference call. “Our final - first, really - offer was for five years. We were going to be aggressive on the AAV (average annual value), but we wouldn’t go seven years.”

“We’re not going to make a move for the sake of making a move,” Minaya said. But he also admitted, “I’m always going to be in the market to see if we can upgrade.”

“The key word is ‘impact,’” Minaya said on a conference call yesterday. “How many impact guys were out there in the (free agent) market this year? We have some very good, young prospects with what scouts call high ceilings. When you have those kinds of prospects, you have a chance to get impact guys (in a trade).”

“We’re still in December,” was the way he put it yesterday. “I just don’t believe championships are put together in December.”- New York Daily News

Martina Hingis confirmed she became engaged to Czech tennis player Radek Stepanek last month, telling a news conference here Friday she was surprised it had taken so long for people to notice her ring.

“I’m happy,” said the former No. 1-ranked Hingis, showing off a diamond ring. “I was surprised when it was spotted right away (in Australia) because in Switzerland I’ve been walking around for a month and no-one’s said anything.”

She said Stepanek proposed to her in Prague last month.

Every once in a while you come across a bit of movie news that makes you think, “They’re kidding, right”? Well, this is one of those times. According to a report on Virgin.net, Val Kilmer has signed on to make the sequel to the 1985 comedy Real Genius - Cinematical

Edward Norton says he broke three vertebrae during a horse riding accident on the set of his new romantic drama, “The Painted Veil.” Norton said a horse threw him off while he was galloping before filming a scene for the movie, directed by John Curran, which was shot entirely in China.

“One of those horses chucked me off pretty badly,” the 37-year-old actor told AP Radio News in a recent interview. “I broke my spine in like three places. I broke my back. I broke three vertebrae in my back.” - ABC News

“The Painted Veil” Trailer…

An Indian chess player has been banned for 10 years for cheating after he was caught using his mobile phone’s wireless device to win games, chess officials said on Wednesday.

The player, Umakant Sharma, had logged rating points at a rapid pace in the last 18 months and also qualified for the national championship, arousing the suspicion of officials and bemusing rivals.

Mr. Sharma was finally caught at a recent tournament when officials discovered that he had stitched a Bluetooth device in a cloth cap which he always pulled over his ears.

He communicated to his accomplices outside the hall, who then used a computer to relay moves to him, Indian chess federation secretary D.V. Sundar said on Wednesday. - ESPN

Thanks Mike for the update!… Mets are in trouble!..Whos out there for the Mets now?

Pelfrey, along with John Maine, Phil Humber and Oliver Perez, among others could step up to fill out the rotation. The Mets have been rumored to have interest in Sox RHP Javier Vazquez and LHP Jon Garland, A’s RHP Dan Haren, and Indians RHP Jake Westbrook…

Barry Zito has agreed in principle to a deal to jump across the Bay and join the San Francisco Giants after starring for six years with the rival Oakland A’s, SI.com has learned.

Zito’s big deal with the Giants is for $126 million over seven years. - SI

Director Spike Lee has signed on to shoot a movie about James Brown, the late “Godfather of Soul,” Daily Variety reported Wednesday.

The authorized project is being developed for Viacom Inc.’s Paramount Pictures by Brian Grazer, the Oscar-winning producer of “A Beautiful Mind,” the trade publication said, adding that production would likely begin in 2008. - MSNBC

Eddie Murphy as James Brown in “James Brown Celebrity Hot Tub Party”

Meryl Streep and Anne Hathaway may have been the film’s name talent, but it’s British actress Emily Blunt who steals the show in “The Devil Wears Prada.” Her performance as Emily, snooty assistant to Streep’s ruthless magazine editor, was recently rewarded with a Golden Globe nomination for best supporting actress. In an exclusive interview with MTV Movies, the hilarious and surprisingly foul-mouthed Blunt, 23, talks about what it’s like to be an awards contender, why “Prada” is a chick flick for guys and how to win bets by hamming it up.

Interview Here

Vietnamese women sell roast dog at a streetcorner market in Hanoi in this January 5, 2006 file photo. Dogs, bats, Kentucky Fried Chicken and barramundi will grace dinner tables across the Asia Pacific this Christmas, a festival celebrated with lots of cheer, and very little turkey, in this mainly non-Christian region. - Yahoo

Eva Longoria kisses her dog before putting her dog in the oven