Bitch doesn’t even know how to count.

Nick Saban is leaving the Miami Dolphins after two years to take the coaching job at the University of Alabama, several reports said Wednesday.

Nick Saban won a national championship at Louisiana State and is 15-17 with the Dolphins. They went 6-10 in 2006, his first losing season in 13 years as a head coach. - MSNBC

In this comedy from ABC, Eugene Gurkin (Donal Logue) spent years dreaming of quitting his graveyard janitorial job and opening a bar. But like a lot of people, he doesn’t have enough money to make his dreams come true. So one night after watching an episode of Cribs on MTV, Eugene recruits a group of misfits to help him to carry out a plot to rob the plush celebrity apartment inhabited by Mick Jagger

ABC at Wednesday 9:00 PM (30 min.)

Premieres: January 3, 2007

a.k.a. “Dangerous Minds” part II

Harry, Jason, Sherman and Kelly all went to the same high school. Several years on since graduation, their lives haven’t exactly turned out the way they planned. A series of emergencies will reunite this hapless brood and they’ll find, at the end of the day, that they’ve got each other in case of emergency.

ABC at Wednesday 9:30 PM (30 min.)
Premieres: January 3, 2007