A parody from 8 mile on robot chicken.

Tobey Maguire smacked a camera out of the hand of a fan who tried to get his picture while he was headed back to his hotel in Paris.

Aaron Ross

CB, Texas, 6-½, 197

Good-sized cornerback who excels at press coverage. … Also returned three punts for TDs during his Longhorn career. … Won the 2006 Jim Thorpe Award as the nation’s top defensive back. … Deflected 19 passes and intercepted six others. Added a career-high 80 tackles (59 solos) in his only season as a full-time starter. … Saw his main pass coverage assignments total 51 catches for 701 yards (13.7 avg.) and five touchdowns. … Returned 23 punts for 240 yards (10.4 ave.) and a touchdown. … High school transcript problems sidelined him for two seasons, so he will be 25 when regular season opens. - North Jersey

Aaron Ross Highlight Reel…This guy is awesome…

Darrelle Revis

CB, Pittsburgh, 5-11½, 204

Seems to be the cover corner the Jets need. … Semifinalist for the 2006 Jim Thorpe Award, given to the nation’s top DB. … Declared for draft after junior season. … Three-year starter. … Four return TDs as collegian, two on interceptions, two on punts. … Intercepted a Brady Quinn pass in 2005 season opener. … Very physical and tough against the run. … Eight career interceptions at Pitt. … Speed has been questioned, but ran a 4.39 40 at Pitt’s pro day. … Also could project as safety.